pointy-earedbastard:

#put this on a shirt and give it to me

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

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theracismrepellent:

cat—beard:

cat—beard:

#ferguson
consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love
ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well
shouldbecleaningmyroom:

this is the most intense butt wiggle I have ever seen.
the butt wiggle is so strong that the cat actually begins to float.

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

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