• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via foodless)

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amwheeezy:

Untitled on We Heart It.
supermoclel:

sick

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

(Source: ouijasquiji, via nupimdone)

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A Part Of Me - Neck Deep

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via trait)

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Q: Tony Abbot also seems like the kind of person who doesn't like puppies.

australian-government:

probably


asked by Anonymous
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